How hot was it?

Howdy Bud!

It was a scorcher here in Sylmar today. Remember when Carson used to do those jokes?

I wrote one for him:

Carson: It was so hot today–

Audience: How hot was it?

Carson: It was so hot, a dash of Tabasco set fire to a Denny’s Grand Slam.

Rejected Un-Carlson-like punchlines

It was so hot, sweat replaced pee as the biggest contaminant in summer pools.

It was so hot, my car seat left grill marks on my ass and thighs.

It was so hot, I had to use antiperspirant on my crotch.

Good night, Bud!

Carson made it look easy.

 

1 thought on “How hot was it?”

  1. OMG!! Best post ever!! This was so hysterical I had to read this to Anthony. He laughed so hard he choked up his waffle. Mom laughed her rhythmic cackle. Anthony says the grill marks on ass and thighs was the funniest. Crotch was my favorite. Great closer! Carson did make it look easy, but damn Bud, this is funny shiz! You are the shiznet. Can you tell I was just watching “Malibu’s Most Wanted?”

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