It was a scorcher here in Sylmar today. Remember when Carson used to do those jokes?
I wrote one for him:
Carson: It was so hot today–
Audience: How hot was it?
Carson: It was so hot, a dash of Tabasco set fire to a Denny’s Grand Slam.
Rejected Un-Carlson-like punchlines
It was so hot, sweat replaced pee as the biggest contaminant in summer pools.
It was so hot, my car seat left grill marks on my ass and thighs.
It was so hot, I had to use antiperspirant on my crotch.
Good night, Bud!
Carson made it look easy.