source site Howdy Bud! It was a scorcher here in Sylmar today. Remember when Carson used to do those jokes? I wrote one for him:

see Carson: It was so hot today– enter site Audience: How hot was it?

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here It was so hot, I had to use antiperspirant on my crotch. Good night, Bud!

follow url Carson made it look easy.


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