Dear Budmeister*,
I present you with my masterpiece, Christy’s Comic. Be happy I’m not living with you anymore, because I would have forced you into being in this premier issue. Isn’t David lucky to be my future husband! So few people would understand that unique excitement of living with me and being coerced into participating in my art but you, Bud.
You’re not off the hook. I have a 30-Day free trial to this app, and you can’t avoid me all month. Tell Mom to practice expressions in the mirror. She can’t avoid me either. I bet our brother is happy he lives in Florida.
Love,
Christy
Writer / Future Millionaire / Mayor of Awesome Town
*If anyone is else besides my sister is reading this please note: “Budmeister” is not a marijuana reference. It’s just a nickname, and it’s not that interesting of a story.
Damn Bud!!
You are mayor of Awesome Town!! Your comic book is total genius. Tell David welcome to the family. Can’t wait to see more coercions, er issues with him.
Your debut comic is a classic example of what good comedy is. Funny and a whole lot of truth. This is what I love about your art and writing; accurate, honest, straight to the point, a whole lot of whimsy and of course FUNNY. How impressive that you captured you and David’s true personality. Oh, and perfect closing with the XCU of your woeful eyes.
It looks so cool too!
I get a kick on how we’re maximizing 30 day trial periods.
Wow! Check us out. We’re getting all multi-media up in here and it’s only day 2.
Thanks for sharing my Rockford Vine!
Love,
Budmeister
You didn’t really think you could blog without me reading and commenting, did you? Good. I’m anxious to lose weight, stop procrastinating and have all my dreams come true. Actually, now that this blog is up and running and Christy is getting married, I have very few unrealized dreams left. Okay, stop reading comments and get back to the hard work of entertaining each other…and (more importantly) me.
S! You’re here! Your genius really classes up the joint. I had to do this to entertain myself in between shareholders meetings of the Murphman Feinfy Corp.