Hi there, Bud! I had to go to Olive View-UCLA Medical to get this stupid heart monitor. I’m taped up like boxer’s hands. Hmmm. Not that funny. Taped up like a flat-chested girls cleavage? I’m taped up like a birthday present wrapped by an [insert offensive handicap]. Nope. I got nothing. Anyway, they take it …
Howdy Bud! I’ve signed up for CampNano even though I’ve been camp flunkie every year. But this time it’s going to be different. I’m actually going to write as ME (and not a romance pen name). I think I’m going to start on that metaphysical/sci-fi (Amazon categories are weird) story I told you about. I’m …
Wow Bud! Our experiment is nearing the end, and I’m limping in on these last few days. Some of the group pen names I’ve been working on our disbanding, so I’ll have more time to write other things (but my sales have been down, down, down). I’ve only just now published a short story after …
Bud! I almost missed today! I was feeling illin’, and I went to sleep. I woke up twenty minutes ago, and I almost forgot I hadn’t posted. Carson-Murphy: I was so tired. Imaginary Audience: How tired were you? Carson-Murphy: I was so tired, when I took a nap, I dreamed about drooling in my sleep. …
Howdy Bud! You know how some people say, “It’s not the destination, it’s the journey.” I think those people don’t understand the concept of an ambulance. Ba-dum-bump. See you tonight! This post is short, but at least not completing depressing. How many of these blogs will I have set to “private”? 🙂 ~Your rotten sister
Hi Bud! It was awesome going to The Improv with you and Anthony last night. It was a great lineup (until the end). Dwayne and Todd Barry were the best ones. But since we didn’t get photos last night, I have posted my disappointing Dodger Dog from today’s 7-Eleven pilgrimage. Not only did it have …
Howdy Bud! It seems my grammar sucks these days. Example: I‘d originally typed “… grammar skills suck … .” (Did I do that right with the punctuation? I have a habit of always wanting stuff in the quotation marks, but cannot for the life of me remember when the hell they go on the outside. …
Howdy Bud! I almost missed day 23, and it’s such an even I’m sure with 23 being a prime number and other cool stuff like that. Yikes! My blogging skills are rusty, but I’m showing up. That’s if you can call this pitiful post showing up. Yesterday, as you know, we went to Venice. Overpriced …