Almost missed it!

One-liner pictureBud!

I almost missed today! I was feeling illin’, and I went to sleep. I woke up twenty minutes ago, and I almost forgot I hadn’t posted.

Carson-Murphy: I was so tired.

Imaginary Audience: How tired were you?

Carson-Murphy: I was so tired, when I took a nap, I dreamed about drooling in my sleep.

Other punchlines

I slept longer than a a Real Housewife mixing her meds.

Rip Van Winkle woke up before I did.

Not that great of a post, but I didn’t want to blow it on Day 27!

Love ya, Bud!

 

 

1 thought on “Almost missed it!”

  1. Ahhh! The comedy bug has crept back in. I think you should make your comeback as Carson Murphy! That name is right up there with Dane Michael Murphy and Chad Michael Murray. Hahaha! I’m digging your one-liners for reals, Bud. What makes it even funnier is knowing full well you actually did dream of drooling in your sleep. Comedy gold, Bud. Comedy gold.

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