Day 8: Your Absolutely True-like Weekly Horoscope

Howdy Bud! Remember how I used to write funny horoscopes? Well, your psychic sister is back with more horoscopes, but these are guaranteed true-like! I amaze myself. Everybody should know their future. So here it is. Your Birthday This Week: Happy Birthday! An annoying song sung out of key is in your future. Jockey for …

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